Sorry to break the news to a Hollywood too bankrupt to mention… but you see, there is this chap named Tetsuo Lumière, and…
©2013 Tetsuo Lumière.
To those already steering clear of the multiplexes (save for Shah Rukh Khan or Neil Blomkamp): Just click to play it. This man's a certified genius. Right down to the… well "saucers."
If you like that, well, there's even more waiting for you over here. Don't forget the popcorn. And let your soulmate's mind get blown. For free, even.
As I said... sorry, Hollywood. You had your chance, and you blew it.