O.K., try defending yourself after you've been hit with a short bit of John Cleese–penned verse. Declaimed by Keith Olbermann on MSNBC's Countdown, no less.
Especially if you're one talk radio jock who actually deserves it:
Verse ©2008 John Cleese. Video ©2008 NBC–Universal.
Just don't make us release the taunting French troops.