September 24, 2008

You want us to do what?!

The latest dispatch from The Onion could very well bring American self–determination to its most logical conclusion:


McCain's Economic Plan For Nation: 'Everyone Marry A Beer Heiress'
©2008 The Onion.

Of course, gold–digging should have gone the way of the 8–track stereo tape cartridge, convertibles, glam boots, and Herbalife.

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